Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, one only must remember to turn on the light

Some things to know 'bout me:
1. I'm magical
2. I have graduated from Hogwarts (I was in Gryffindor), and I am a legit professor
3. I'm a newly discovered Whovian
4. Ninth Doctor
5. I love DIY and crafting
6. music ed, clarinet and music theory major, for more about that part of my life: internal-beat.tumblr.com

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

my birthday was on the 16th (two days ago) and now I’m home for easter break. My parents also saw me on the 15th for a concert. 

They were going to wait to do anything for my birthday until May 18th… which is when they were going to have a party for me…  two weeks after I’ll be home for the summer.

and they wondered why i was a bit sad when i came home. I mean you can’t expect people to do things for you, but its always sucky when nothing happens for your birthday. Other than the things you planned yourself. 

Thankfully my mom figured it out.. and was like “oh crap, that was stupid.”